|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in
|
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
The Stock Rager™ “My Wife Knows… Not The Other Account” T-Shirt takes trading humor a step further—cleaner, sharper, and more deliberate.
Designed with a structured layout, the top line reads “My Wife Knows About The Account”, followed by a clean divider, and finished with the understated punchline: “Not The Other Account.” It’s subtle, layered, and lands best with those who get it instantly.
The design leans into minimal typography with intentional spacing, giving it a refined, almost editorial feel rather than a loud meme. It’s humor—but controlled.
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee offers breathable comfort and a soft, premium touch. The retail fit and crew neckline keep it versatile, while side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape ensure long-term structure and durability.
A quiet statement with a second layer.
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz)
- Lightweight, breathable, ultra-soft feel
- Retail fit with clean crew neckline
- Ribbed collar + shoulder tape for durability
- Side seams for structure and shape retention
- Tear-away label for comfort
- REACH certified & ethically produced
- Crisp DTF/DTG print quality
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
- Non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron/steam medium heat
- Do not dry clean