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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in
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20.08
|
22.05
|
24.02
|
25.98
|
27.99
|
29.92
|
31.89
|
33.86
|
|
Length, in
|
27.17
|
27.95
|
29.13
|
29.92
|
31.10
|
31.89
|
33.07
|
33.86
|
|
Sleeve length from center back, in
|
33.50
|
34.50
|
35.50
|
36.50
|
37.50
|
38.50
|
39.50
|
40.50
|
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Size tolerance, in
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
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The “My Wife Knows About The Account Not The Other Account” Hoodie from Stock Rager™ delivers dry, understated trading humor in a clean, wearable format.
Built from a soft mid-weight cotton-poly blend, it provides warmth, comfort, and a structured fit that holds its shape over time. The compact chest design uses a split-layout typography style, creating a subtle contrast between both statements while keeping the overall look minimal and controlled.
Designed for everyday wear, it features a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord and a spacious kangaroo pocket—ideal for cooler days, long sessions, or casual routines. The smooth fabric surface ensures crisp, lasting print quality while maintaining a refined streetwear aesthetic.
A quiet joke for those who understand the balance.
Product Features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth, durability, and smooth printing
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG printing for crisp chest and optional sleeve/wrist designs; embroidery available
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and safety compliance
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean